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#1 Stranger

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:22 AM

"The dance craze twerking has become such a problem in the small town of DeQuincy, Louisiana that city officials have made it illegal. Maynard Wilkens who is the Mayor of DeQuincy spoke to CNN about the ban on twerking that takes effect at midnight. “Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this sexual act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy,” Wilkens said. “We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.” Bobby Joe Williams who is the sheriff in the town told reporters about the penalties for those caught twerking. “First time offenders will receive a mandatory 30 days in the county jail. After that it will be a much harsher punishment,” Williams said. “We are not taking this matter lightly. There ain’t gonna be no twerkin’ in my city, not no more.”"


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:14 AM

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:19 AM

Communists

 

I blame canada


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:23 AM

I blame canada

Lol.
Not sure why but yes...Damn Canadians

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#5 Stranger

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:32 AM

because of this!!!

 


Edited by Stranger, 18 September 2013 - 08:32 AM.

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:17 AM

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Sounds like it would make a good movie script.  Maybe get Kevin Bacon to star in it, I heard he can get footloose.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:55 AM

Sounds like it would make a good movie script.  Maybe get Kevin Bacon to star in it, I heard he can get footloose.

 

lol that makes 1 person on each place I posted this that mentioned that movie


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 12:30 PM

I blame canada

 

lol, we blame the asians. 


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#9 Stranger

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 12:37 PM

lol, we blame the asians. 

 

you don't have a song about them perchance, do ya? :D


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 02:36 PM

thats a joke right?

 

30 days in county for a dance? the fuck? i thought we werent allowed to make laws based on what jesus said.



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 03:03 PM

I blame my son's pinky toe hair.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 03:39 PM

thats a joke right?

 

30 days in county for a dance? the fuck? i thought we werent allowed to make laws based on what jesus said.

Jesus said no twerking?  :P

 

 

 

I blame my son's pinky toe hair.

 

Yuk!


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#13 SineadRatti

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 03:51 PM

Jesus said no twerking?  :P

 

 

 

 

Yuk!

 

lol, oh you didnt know? yeah, its the 11th commandment, tho shalt not twerk before marriage.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 05:42 PM

lol, oh you didnt know? yeah, its the 11th commandment, thou shalt not twerk before marriage, nor shalt thou twerk in public after marriage.

 

You only posted half the commandment.  I fixed that for ya.

 

Edit:  The overanalyzer in me would like to point out that Jesus only gave us 2 commandments, it was God that set out 10.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 05:55 PM

Edit:  The overanalyzer in me would like to point out that Jesus only gave us 2 commandments, it was God that set out 10.

He/She was always an overachiever.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:01 PM

Sounds like it would make a good movie script.  Maybe get Kevin Bacon to star in it, I heard he can get footloose.

 

 

That was my first thought on reading the OP  :apples:

 

 

 

And before Kevin Bacon..................

 

 

 

 

And he got into trouble too ;)


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#17 SineadRatti

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:54 PM

You only posted half the commandment.  I fixed that for ya.

 

Edit:  The overanalyzer in me would like to point out that Jesus only gave us 2 commandments, it was God that set out 10.

 

technicalities.


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Posted 19 September 2013 - 11:28 PM

haha yes, this is unfortunately a joke


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:19 AM

Maybe they should just outlaw idiot child stars. The world would be a much better place. ;)


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 07:52 PM

I blame canada

 

 

Lol.
Not sure why but yes...Damn Canadians

 

 

because of this!!!

 

 

 

 

 Blame if you must but remember we shalt always have the last laugh...

 


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